Ever wondered what the connection is between J-Lo and Cabinets of Curiosities? Between Bling culture and Dutch still life painting? Why, it’s fakery and the synthetic, the unadulterated pleasure of material ostentation..
J-Lo and the Sumptuous Still Life
In the video for Jennifer Lopez’s song Jenny From the Block (2002), the narrative of authenticity, a common strategy for pop musicians to attempt to connect with their fans, is strikingly clear. It is an unambiguous attempt to establish herself as a ‘woman of the people’ – a notion so absurd that a gem-encrusted Blackberry case might seem more convincingly real.
The effort is quite unnecessary, since most of us aren’t too concerned whether our pop megastars ‘stay grounded as the amounts roll in’, but it makes a good micro-story, and that’s what most pop songs are. In this case the story is layered up with an unintentionally surreal and humorous incursion of ‘real life’ paparazzi images of the couple enjoying such normal everyday activities as sunning one’s buttocks on a private yacht (@01:20), or enjoying an expensive meal at a fancy restaurant (@01:40).
While J-Lo is ostensibly ‘keeping it real’, she is effectively still engaged in the act known as ‘showing off all your best stuff’ (thanks to Michael Seymour for this observation – from a discussion about the video for Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell – Drop It Like It’s Hot).
The acquisition and subsequent flaunting of material wealth is of course a common theme in much hip-hop, rap and R&B music. To quote just one example:
“Talkin’ ’bout money, we could have a conversation
Top five tax bracket in the population
Hatin’ and I know they got a reason why
I ain’t got to wonder if I want to lease or buy
And i dictate how I’m gon piece the pie
I ain’t talkin’ about no muthafuckin pizza pie“
Muny, Nicki Minaj, 2010
A parallel may be found in the particular category of still life painting called ‘sumptuous still life’, which attained popularity in Northern Europe during the C17th. Here is an excerpt from an essay I wrote about it a while ago:
“Abraham van Beyeren’s Banquet Still Life, 1667 is a bountiful paean to this type of abundance. Luxuriant bunches of fruit languish in a sumptuous landscape of desirable items, tantalisingly displayed, almost begging to be devoured. This tableau seems to have a generative capacity of its own, an extraordinary agency to proliferate and flourish. This ostentatious display reeks of wealth and indulgence, and indicates a lifestyle of enjoyment and plenty. Copious amounts of juicy, fresh and plump looking fruit spill forth from baskets; draped cloth and a richly patterned Oriental style rug echo this sense of overflow and softness, as if the picture were erupting and spewing forth goodness from within. The red lobster, one of the ultimate symbols of culinary luxury, hangs over the edge of the table, its calcified, shiny redness gleaming insistently with an almost machined perfection. An oyster sits obscenely to one side, its gnarled ocean-formed shell and prone, silky, yet gritty interior so realistically rendered it seems to invite the viewer to slurp it from its housing, revealing the perfect smoothness of the shell interior for the very first time. The blackberries in the centre of the arrangement reflect the low light wetly and malevolently, like the eyes of spiders. A melon in the top left of the picture seems to be displaying its tightly packed innards, a neat slice having been cut away… Below, the peeled orange rind hangs down like skin, reminiscent of anatomical engravings in which dissected bodies seem to live, display themselves and proudly hold their flayed skin to one side to afford the viewer a better look at their viscera.”
The subtle inclusion in such paintings of coded references to mortality (in this case a mouse and an open pocket watch), fail to temper the unbridled flaunting of extravagance. Such admonitory references to the transience of life and the futility of aspiring to material wealth are quite drowned out by the obscene luxuriance of its trappings. The same could easily be said for the disingenuous protests of our superstar celebrities that fortune has not changed them.
Imitation Becomes Art
Great craftspeople are able to imitate nature to an astonishing degree of verisimilitude in any medium. The skill, time, cost and experience that goes into this are rarely given their due, and really should be viewed as an artistic category in their own right:
http://www.artificialrocks.co.uk/via @kentaro_london

You can see some more excellent photos of artificial sushi and other foodstuffs on this Flickriver blog:
http://www.flickriver.com/groups/sampuru/pool/interesting
In J.K. Huysmans’ A Rebours, 1884, his protagonist muses that it is preferable to ‘substitute a vision of reality for the reality itself..As a matter of fact, artifice was considered by Des Esseintes to be the distinctive mark of human genius.’ (p.22, Penguin Classics 2003 edition). Having pursued artificialia to the point of pathological obsession, Des Esseintes later goes on to amass a collection of lurid exotic flora, selected precisely because of their striking resemblance to false flowers, thereby further complicating and ridiculing the notion of the authentic.
But where things really get interesting is when the ersatz nature of such items is more apparent – neither imitation nor representation, there is something compelling about the copy which falls short of its mimetic ambition, or (as in the examples below) transcends it to become something greater.
All My Best Stuff
In the cabinets of curiosities, or Wunderkammern, of the Baroque era, specimens from the natural world (naturalia) were displayed alongside man-made treasures (artificialia), their rarity being the defning factor:
“It was this exceptional quality that justified the admission of the object into the collection … A certain school of psychological thought recognises in this craving for the unique the basic impulse that drives all collectors: the need to see reflected in the objects of their collections an exhilarating narcissistic projection of their own self-image.” (Cabinets of Curiosities, Patrick Mauries, 2011, Thames & Hudson, p.73)
In Jenny From the Block, and so many other popular music videos, there is a remarkably similar desire to ’show off all your best stuff’. In addition, it is the simultaneous presentation, and celebration of, the fake and the real, the act of careful selection and display, and the fetishisation of valuable objects which leads me to draw a parallel between contemporary pop culture and C17th cabinets of wonder and still life painting.
What would be on display in your cabinet? What would adorn your table of sumptuous goods?

































Artificialia in Contemporary Art
17 MarAs a follow-up to last week’s post on fakery, bling and their historical counterparts, I have brought together images of some contemporary artists’ work. The works seem to share both a preoccupation with kitsch, and a warped synthetic Baroque sensibility.
Jessica Herrington
http://jessherrington.com/
See also her immersive installation Cave from her 2011 residency at WW Gallery:
http://wilsonwilliamsgallery.com/residency.htm
Lisa Selby
http://www.lisaselby.com/sculpture.html
Hew Locke
http://www.hewlocke.net/goldrush.html
Neal Rock
http://nicodimgallery.com/artists/neal-rock/
http://www.edelassanti.com/exhibitiondetails.php?ID=101
Nicky Carvell
http://www.nickycarvell.com/page2.htm